This will be the girl's only page. Here we will be posting things for us girls only. Some of the things we will be posting will be tips on boyfriends, how to handle drama with friends, and dealing with the popular crowd.
A friend of mine asked for me to put up a girl code so that's what I did.
1. Don't fight over guys, 2. Watch out for each other, 3. Don't tell each others secrets, 4. Don't date anothers ex, 5. Never choose a guy over your friend, 6. Be honest with each other, 7. Support each other, 8. Don't back stab or talk behind each other's back, 9. Give honest advice, 10. Don't leave anyone behind
1# Rule no 1 and the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL.. No girl may date her friend's; exs, past crushes, guys who have humiliated/used her and guys she currently fancies... Acceptions to rule: a) Your friend has given you permission/ couldn't care less b) The said fancying/going out happened before the age of puberty
2# It is not acceptable to take an automatic dislike to a girl/ judge them without ever speaking to them
3# Chocolate is an accepted food in any occasion
4# A girl has a right to lie in order to keep a secret told to her by her best friend.
5# When complimented by a friend it is your duty to find something to compliment her back on… whether this be straight afterwards or stored for later on in the day
6# It is your womanly right to give dirty looks
7# Being friends with your friends arch enemy/people your friend hates
is a shady area… if you are to do this you must keep the said arch
enemies/hated people friendship with you on the d- low
8# If your friends new boyfriend is hideous or lacking in the looks
department when asked your opinion of him it is acceptable to describe
him as 'cute'
9# Women ARE ALWAYS RIGHT until PROVEN wrong!
10# We have to go through childbirth/periods/waxing so are the
downtrodden sex and this can be used in any disagreement/argument with
a member of the male species.. let them feel our PAIN
11# A chick flick wins over an action/lad move every time
12# A guy who claims to love chick flicks must be looked at in
suspicion.. either he's after something or there's something he's not
telling you (*cough).. make him sit through 'crossroads' and if he
survives that then he may be counted as genuine but trust him at your
own peril!
13# Two friends should not hook up with the same guy in the same night HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT LADIES!
14# Never may a thong/ G-string be worn with a short skirt.. There are things your companions do not need to see!
15# Sleeping with more than five men in a lifetime does not make you a whore, however sleeping with five men in a week does.
16# All single girls are allowed to hate Valentines Day and bitch about it to their other single girlfriends
17# Females are always obligated to notice and comment on any change of hair cut or color, new clothes, jewelery etc
18# If a girl is throwing up it is your duty to hold hair back.. even
if she is not an acquaintance (friends are often made through this)
19# If recently single it is advised that you do not moan about being
single to someone who has been single for a longer time than you.. think
about it!
20# If you have previously got with or seen someones boyfriend/guy they
like/ guy they are 'seeing' UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES may you discuss your
time with said boy, it is very much a taboo subject!
This however can be broken once the said friend has broken up with
the guy.. in this instance you may bitch about said guy and share your
experiences for the greater good!
21# It is perfectly acceptable (and highly encouraged) to let a
complete stranger know their necklace is tangled, clothes tag is
hanging out
22# You are morally obligated to stop your friend from getting with a
guy you KNOW she will greatly regret in the morning if the said friend
is under the influence of alcohol, (this requires use of proper judgment, not hers, yours) In this case 'cock-blocking' is acceptable
no matter what the stupid man code says.
23# After breaking up with a guy it is your right to eat a whole box of chocolates/ tub of ice cream without being judged
24# When drunk taking poesy pictures if perfectly acceptable.. at that point you think your hot and the camera needs to know it
25# If you have a picture of your friend on facebook/myspace or any
other public medium and she dislikes it (and gives sufficient reason as
to why she does) it is your duty to remove it
26# If a woman asks her best friend if she looks fat, and she really
does, it is the obligation of the friend to tell her that the offending
piece of clothing "does nothing for her."
27# A grey bra that is supposed to be white is not acceptable
28# Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.
29# Women who never binge have no souls.
30# ALWAYS exfoliate before tanning... Also if your friend is turning
orange through fake tanning you must make her aware of this
31# No woman at any time shall allow her thong to rise above the waistline of her pants
32# No woman may loudly deem herself "fat" if she is in the presence of an obviously fatter woman.
33# It is perfectly acceptable to announce that you are going on a diet and break it the next day
34# If in a changing room and you friend trys on an outfit that someone
else in the changing room has tried on you are obligated to tell said
friend that she looks better in it.. however if she looks awful consult
rule no#26
35# Don’t ever seek true opinion from a guy on your outfit, if unsure
ask a female friend.. this rule however does not apply if you know you
look hot in the outfit in which case asking a guy will help you receive
compliments which all girls are entitled to.. ...god help you if you
in fact do not look as hot as you thought you did
36# No woman shall ever go to the ladies' room alone if there is another woman available to go with her.
37# Under no circumstances may two girls whisper to one another in the presence of other girls.. it is plain rude.. share the wealth
38# Friends are obligated to protect and defend the reputation of a friend. Again whether this involves lying or not
39# No girl shall pretend to know / like sports just to be "hot" in
front of guys. Knowledge of said sport must be proven by at least 5
statistics and / or an obvious familiarity with the rules of the game.
40# If a friend runs off crying (to the toilet for example)you must at least count to 10 before following her.. we do not want to make the
situation a soap opera/ prove the judgment that girls are melodramatic
41# Always leave the party with the girls you came with unless a mutual agreement has been met
42# Flirting with your friends dad/brother is not permitted.. no matter how attractive you find him
43# If your skirt is short enough for the pockets to come out of the
bottom, fellow females have the god given right to brand you a slag.
However if you're okay with this feel free to wear the skirt
44# If you are experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, you are
permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors you wish without regard to
logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior. However this
rule does not make you exempt from any of the other girl rules
45# As women we are allowed to be completely self-absorbed and self
obsessed when it comes to A) Our wedding days, B) Our birthdays, C)
childbirth, D) Breakups
46# "I have a boyfriend" is a completely acceptable way of turning a guy down, especially if you have to lie about it. Friends when questioned must always back you up on this and ’play along’
47# You're under no obligation to tell the truth when asked the number of your sexual partners
48# It is perfectly acceptable to sing into your hairbrush, as long as
in the privacy of your room/ drunk with your close friends
49# No woman shall wear colored undergarments under any white article of clothing
50# You are perfectly within reason to hate your bf's ex even if she is
the nicest girl in the world, feeds the poor, visits old peoples homes
and helps out at the local cattery
51# It is perfectly acceptable to use any shiny surface as a mirror to check ones appearance, or merely pose. for example: shop windows, car windscreens, cutlery, one way glass on buildings etc. etc.
52# A girl is allowed to come up with cutesy pet names for her
boyfriend and use them around his friends for general punishment if he
has angered or displeased her in any way.
53# It is your womanly right to take hoodies, boxers and t-shirts from
guys without returning them. However this is overruled if said guy is
your friends bf/brother/love interest/dad/uncle.. you get the picture
54# Girls should always explain or apologize for not calling another female friend back. We are courteous to our friends.
55# You will always have your best mates 'back'. This is a sign of a true friend.
56# A girl must under to circumstances slap a guy, its so cliche! Instead nutting him will suffice.
57# NEVER EVER say 'i love you' without meaning it. The male population
do it enough for both sexes, we don't need to stoop to their level.
58# In no way does a girl have to mean what she says when in conversation with the opposite sex. Some examples are listed (to help the boys out); 1. Yes = No, 2. No = Yes, 3. Maybe = No, 4. We need = I want, 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry, 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble, 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not, 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later, 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!, 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
1. Beyonce: “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)”
The Single Girl Code is the most complex and voluminous of all the Girl
Code sections simply because of the nature of the beast. When you are
unattached, you are essentially in competition with all other single
women, including your friends. If you find yourself gunning for the same guys over and over again, work out a dibs system. Take turns with who gets a head start. If one of you has obviously
caught the guy’s eye over the other, bow out gracefully. There is
nothing less classy or less attractive than two friends fighting over a
guy.
Remember: No guy-- no matter how sexy, funny, or charming-- is
worth the dissolution of a friendship. Besides, if you keep ruining
friendships fighting over guys, who will be left to be a bridesmaid in
your wedding?
2. Katy Perry: “Hot ‘N Cold”
Whether you’re borrowing a cozy cashmere sweater in the cold winter months, or a sassy cocktail dress for a summer wedding, get it dry-cleaned and returned within one week. No exceptions.
3. Lady Gaga: “Poker Face”
Never come down with Boyfrienditis. It’s contagious, can quarantine you from all human contact, and is grounds for public uproar, geared towards you. Always make time for your friends and lead a balanced life. Whether you plan a poker night every week, or make a vow to have Gossip Girl dates every Monday, keep a ritual with your friends and do your best to always honor it.
4. Taylor Swift: “You Belong With Me”
Never, ever, under any circumstances date a friend’s ex.
5. Pink: “So What”
As I’ve said before, the Numbers Game can be a sticky situation. Discussing each other’s “number” can be distracting, counterproductive and really, is just plain silly. Whether you’ve slept with the equivalent of the population of a small country or next to no one, the reality is “so what?” It really doesn’t matter. If a guy asks how many people you’ve been with, tell him it’s against Girl Code to reply. The same thing goes for your girlfriends. Never reveal a friend’s number to anyone else, male or female. If you wouldn’t want yours broad casted to the world, adhere to the same standards for your friends.
6. Kelly Clarkson: “My Life Would Suck Without You”
If you’ve gone through a breakup, chances are you had your army of
girlfriends, however big or small, rally around you to pull you out of
the abysmal trenches of post-breakup depression. They helped you put
the pieces back together, realize that your life doesn’t suck without
him, and that, actually, you’re probably better off without him. And
the house-calls from your friends bearing Ben & Jerry’s certainly
doesn’t hurt, either. Always remember who was there to pull you up by the bootstraps and be
sure to repay the favor when they’re down in the dumps. If a friend
had a horrendous day at work, bring over a bottle of wine and your
Always Sunny in Philadelphia DVDs to cheer her up. The little things
go a long way. The Laws of Girl Code is a capacious, complicated, and compulsory tome
for all women. To be part of this sisterhood and blessed with friends
is a wonderful thing, so honor it. Whether you’re married, single, or
sworn off men forever, remember: “a friend is one of the nicest things
you can have, and one of the best things you can be.”
If your girls (friends) say they do not like your boyfriend ask why. If they give you a good reason think about what they said. I am not saying to break up with them but keep in mind what your girls said about him. You may think he is mr. right but you could be wrong.
